What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you grill cheese?