What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are turtles so shy?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?