What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?