What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the body of water think so much?