Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What game do bats excel at?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?