Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?