Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
Are baby skunks cute?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?