What part of a fish weighs the most?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are skeletons so calm?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?