What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?