Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do automobiles fly?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?