How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?