What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the noisiest food?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What are you studying in math?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where does food go to take a nap?