What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?