Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?