What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What birds make average students?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?