What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where are average things manufactured?
