What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?