What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?