Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What building always gets stains on it?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How are teens like cats?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of bee do teachers love?