Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Families are like fudge.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?