When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which dog belongs in a band?