Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the horse so happy?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do trees say when autumn comes?