Why do math teachers love March?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the cat so small?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do fish do at parades?