Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?