How do you measure a millennial?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?