Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?