What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why don't ants get sick?