Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?