What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?