What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?