What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does a panda ghost say?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which insect makes the best father?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What food is a man's best friend?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?