What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
When do mice play every day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?