What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?