What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What time of day was Adam created?