Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Can February March?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?