What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?