What's the king of all school supplies?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How long do chickens work?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which is the worst season?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does the sun drink out of?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?