Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?