Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?