Why was the mime upset?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What sport requires no movement at all?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the turtle cross the road?