How do amoebas make calls?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Who do camels find most inspiring?