Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are stones so good at music?