What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why was the bud so shy?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?