My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?