What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you arrest a pig?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?