Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do birds threaten one another?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.