What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?