What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do cats love to work?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?