Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is heaven always so tidy?