What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How was the wedding?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?