What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do insects learn at school?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of water does an angel like?