What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?