What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call hiking college students?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?