Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you grill cheese?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?