Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the fish blush?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?