What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?