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What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?