What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do books love to go on vacation?