What vegetables make the best music?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?