Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How long will dinner be?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?