Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What fish only swims at night?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?