What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
When does a horse talk?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call an old snowman?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call hiking college students?