Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why is summer always sad?