My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do all the planets get along?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the musician arrested?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?