What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How was the wedding?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call hiking college students?
I broke my finger!