Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?