What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?