Which plant has the best roar?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?