What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What horn never makes a sound?