What do you call two birds in love?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do cats wear to work?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?