What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the politest month?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do frogs drink in the winter?