What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?