Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the bunny upset?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?