What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do bees chew?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
When do cows get tired?