Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?