What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the holiest insect?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?