What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?