What do golfers drink on the green?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?