How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the cat so small?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What sport can waiters play really well?