Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does a panda ghost say?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?