What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
This is a cat-astrophe!
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?