Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?