What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a table you can eat?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?