Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?