Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
It's Crowded!
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?