What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What sports are both plant-based?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?