Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the mime upset?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the coolest country?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Do dads always snore?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?