How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What nationality are most fish?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What are you studying in math?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a short cow?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?