How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you grill cheese?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are books always so angry?