How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the frog starve?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?