Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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What animal always goes to heaven?
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What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What animal floats best?