Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?