Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?