Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?