Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?