What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?