What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?