Why was the cow afraid?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do bees say in the summer?
How does the sun listen to music?