What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?