Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which is the worst season?
Where do birds go to drink?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the holiest insect?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the bee sad?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?