Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?