Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What was the first animal in space?