Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a sad latte?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?