Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do all the planets get along?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Families are like fudge.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the turkey cross the road?