What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?