What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's the richest basketball team?
What birds make average students?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How does a cow do math?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What event do spiders love to attend?