What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is summer always sad?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?