What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the mime upset?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?