What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?