What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?