What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?