Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
When do cows get tired?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?