What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do little fish love to play with?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?