What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?