Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?