Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How does one gelatin greet another?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?