Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which plant has the best roar?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?