Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animal has the most fun?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do cows go for lunch?