What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?