Why did the fish blush?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?