What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?