What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
When does a horse talk?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?