What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the cat so small?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?