Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you make a cow float?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where does money love to go shopping?