Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?