What's a father's favorite flower?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are winter days great?